I pledge alligence to Green Day...
Green Day....Aw, sweet surrender. My heart, it doth wake only for thee...
Reason 1: They understand mass media and the effect it has on our youth and general public.(American Idiot)
Reason 2: They reason with the religious aspects of the office.(Jesus of Suberbia)
Reason 3: They posses wise, Ghandi like mind frames and are capable of reuninting the world in peace. (Something unpridictable)
Reason 4: They have experianced the hardships and sorrows that the average american is facing in every day life(Boulevard of Broken Dreams.)
Reason 5: By having 3 presidents instead of 1, the srong central power would be more evenly distributed.
See, Why else would anyone ever not want Green Day as the future leaders of America?